There was a Young Man wearing skis
Who while going downhill had to sneeze.
   Imagine the thrill
   --to be going uphill
From the force of that spectacular sneeze.

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There once was a Toddler (so cute)
Who had in the sandbox a scoop.
   When he had an urge,
   before came the surge,
He toddled to the bathroom to poop.

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In the woods lived a Family of Mice
Who came in from the cold once or twice.
   'Tis just like a mouse
   to be at home in a house
Especially in one that's so nice.

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There once was a lady named Miki.
She made some sweet rolls that were sticky.
   They were loved by everyone,
   except for her own son,
Who made a sour face and said, "Yicky."

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A lad gave a lassie a glance
and got courage to ask her to dance.
   The story ends:
   They became good friends
After having a magnificent romance.

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A maiden took a very rare chance
To travel with a friend to France.
   They both fell in love,
   as if guided from above,
And lived life in a romantic trance.

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A ping pong player from Seattle
Had a special custom-made paddle.
   After losing the same
   he lost game after game
And from the tourney he had to skidaddle.

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A boy who played the bassoon
Lived in a social cocoon
   He was very shy.
   (No one knows why.)
So people watched as he played for the moon.

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A girl who played clarinet
Went fishing for fish with a net.
   Imagine her eyes
   when, to her surprise,
She caught a beat up old trumpet.

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To a party they came one by one
To gather for three hours of fun.
   Each came in--
   with a violin,
Played some music and had some food when they were done.

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